if you’ve met your favorite celebrity and by any chance you touched their hand just know that at some point they touched their genitals with said hand
if tumblr university was a thing i wouldn’t hesitate to set it on fire
voldemort calls harry ‘weak’ while he literally cannot kill a frickin 15 yr old boy. i could kill a 15 yr old boy.
*skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game