mermaidsandmisandry:

“some scientists agree”. what does that mean. some scientists. that could be two  scientists. two scientists agree. two agreeable scientists isnt very credible. do it again. more scientists.

(Source: misandrywhale)

psyducker:

*standing at the wedding alter*

spouse: i do

me: same

omfg my new leaf download is so close to being done i.e. im not sleeping 2night

hungarian:

the straight guy said no homo but it was too late. he was already getting fucked in the butt

h0odrich:

pre10tious:

My eyebrows are out of whack and its really pissing me off…

Wonder what that’s like

daedgirl:

Reasons To Be Happy:

1. Dead trees still stand and so can you.
2. You have five fingers on each hand. One day those fingers will travel from your lap to someone else’s and that person will know all the bad stuff and still want to kiss you. 
3. Seasons are guaranteed when nothing else seems to be.

(Source: pornogrinder)

rabioheab:

instead of sending me nudes, send me photos of you wearing so many layers of clothes that you can’t even move