I had horchata for the first time today and now I can never go back

pennylessproud:

when someone pulls up a receipt of my fave being problematic

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cyanblur:

i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”

supersmashthestatebros:

okay, I lied. I don’t have my license to kill, but I do have my learner’s permit. as soon as my mom gets here, you’re toast.

me: hey ghost whats ur fav anime
ouija board: n...
me: naruto?
ouija board: ...ne
me: neon genesis evangelion?
ouija board: ...nerd

musikaela:

glowgirl:

starlord-man:

this was the best opening scene to a movie I have ever seen

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saddestblogger:

when two of ur friends are closer to each other than they are to u

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