i had this baby duck that was really sick when we found it, but i wanted it to have a home for its eminent death so we took it in and wh you held it on its back and stroked its belly it very softly fell asleep

sixpenceee:

my mom’s like why are you awake at 3am and im like why are you so obsessed with me

(Source: sixpenceee)

girl: babe come over
boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
girl: my parents aren't home
boy: I know

charleekelly:

why are you all so mad that young girls are expressing themselves through writing poetry and comparing themselves to storms? god help us girls are doing the same thing critically acclaimed old white men have been doing for years