Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.

Me: What black pen?

Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.

Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?

Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.

at a horror movie
bf: are you scared?
me: in this economy who wouldn't be


"no" is too serious

"nope" is too casual

"nah" is just right

"Did you kill this man?" "Nah"

(Source: bound2014)


be your OWN problematic fave


*fucks something serious up*

me: shit my bad

(Source: retiredjesus)