March 2012
28 posts
So perfect.
Valerie- Amy Winehouse
February 2012
76 posts
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I have a reverse Earl lip. Instead of a huge upper lip I have an enormous bottom lip.
Shit son. Look at that motherfucker.
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My dream is to someday meet Terry Crews and have him sing A Thousand Miles to me in person.
Me, at my dads, finished the food for the week: I'm not even hungry.
Me the minute I get to my moms: Oh my god is that pie? Yes I'd love some pepperoni. Oh shit, better have some of that chips and dip. I should probably take this entire case of pop too.
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The awkward moment when your mom finds you literally bawling in your room and she’s thinks you’ve been emotional hurt, but in fact, you had just watched The Notebook.
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Unattainable- Little Joy
My friday night? I sat around and got stoned by myself.
I would actually love to have sex with Dave Chapelle.
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I just saw one of Tyler, The Creators balls.
In the clean version of Rack City instead of saying “Got my other bitch fucking on my other bitch” it literally says, “Got my other chick huggin’ on my other chick”.
“Freedom’s just another word for people finding out you’re useless.”
– Wally from Dilbert
Sometimes I’ll click the go to the top arrow when I haven’t even gone down far enough to make it appear. Whatever you guys, it’s nothing to me. I’m reckless.
I could probably win some sort of medal for worst joint roller on the planet.
I sometimes just like to look at this gif with...
davidlynchshair asked: Hey, I heard you really like Emily's wall.
I made too many hasbrowns but I’m gonna eat them all anyways because yolo
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I made this picture special for Meg White.
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I’LL GET A JOB ONE OF THESE DAYS. YOU’LL SEE. I’LL BUY A NEW BATHING SUIT BEFORE SUMMER. AND I’LL LOOK DAMN GOOD IN IT.
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I’m just sitting in my room and this thing falls in front of me, and I think it’s a flea, so I bat it away. Then, I couldn’t find it because my rooms so messy, so I’ve now convinced myself that my room’s invested, and I’m itchy everywhere. THEN, a dog hair goes up my nose, and I think it’s a bug, so I start jamming my fingers in there trying to get it out,...
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It was so cold in my bathroom that my crotch was steaming. I’m not fucking joking. It was literally steaming and I could see it.
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I can't stop listening to Wouldn't It Be Nice by...
I want to watch 50 First Dates.
I should be cleaning my room, but there’s just so much stuff on the internet that I’ve never seen.
“NUNS DON’T POOP. NOT EVEN SHARK NUNS.”
– Emily Wadden (via abort-yourself)
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“SHARKS POOP INTO MY WATERCOLOURS.”
– Sophie Wadden
Who needs porn?
I have this picture of Tyler, The Creator with an MS Paint penis.
Sometimes I’m afraid people are going to hack into my webcam and see me picking my nose.
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Sometimes I think my life over, and I thank the lord in heaven that I have huge boobs.
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I’m glad we never fucked and I mean that. But not really.
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Crazy (Gnarls Barkley Cover) by Ray Lamontagne
Oh jesus. I’m sobbing.
Glory by Jay-Z
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I found my old typewriter.
But I have no ink ribbons.
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There are some horrifying metal scrapping noises coming from outside my apartment.
I'm making valentines day cards.
So far my best one is the one I made my friend Jesse that reads “Are you wearing an amulet of Mara? Because I really want to marry you”.